White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
White people: ......
White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?
Orchid Mantis

(Source: theaterboy4life)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

(Source: alexbluebonnets)


Billboard in Seattle in the 70s

Billboard in Seattle in the 70s

cute-overload:

Abed is a siamese dumbo rat with rex fur. He’s pretty and he knows it.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Abed is a siamese dumbo rat with rex fur. He’s pretty and he knows it.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

(Source: lazaroalcuadrado)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(Source: weheartit.com)

p-s-y-c-h-o-k-i-l-l-e-r:

Oh honey…